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    More sex, more money, more time, NO MORE RIS LOW...
Vanessa Tay -

This topic can actually be answered differently according to my various moods. So I shall relate it to you with different circumstances.

When I'm feeling stressed out, extremely bothered by human beings and very very bogged down by everything:

My world would be a better place if I didn't have to study and if I had lots of money and free time in the world, and if I could spend the rest of my life with my family and the person I love the most. I don't even care if I'm living in some secluded countryside. At least I'll have some peace, and I can live a carefree life without having to worry about anything... I will have minimum contact from the outside world... (YAY)... and I can just live my reclusive life in isolation... How perfect would that be? I won't have to worry about dressing up or putting make up because I'll just be with the people whom I love and love me back everyday and none of all that would even matter...

When I'm feeling VERY angry and bitchy and fiesty (my DARK SIDE... LOL):

My world would be a better place if everyone just dropped dead. Either that, or they worship me. So they can all stop being so annoying and bothersome. I need to punch something. No, actually I wanna stab (someone I can't stand) in their heart and twist the bloody knife round and round and watch them bleed to death. I haven't been feeling this way for a long time so I'm sure its a relief for everyone to know. Nowadays I just refuse to let anyone get to me... but I DID use to be this way... especially in secondary school!

When I'm feeling horny:

My world would be a better place if I could have more sex and have more of those orgasms which I missed out earlier on. Ha ha. I also want to sleep in and rest and chill out indoors all day... and possibly get it going all day long. I can't believe I just said that. But come on, I'm sure you know how it feels when you're totally turned on and you just need to jump your other half right??

When I'm feeling hungry:

My world would be a better place if I was Richie Rich. From what I recall, that guy had his own McDonalds joint in his mansion!!! I WANT THAT TOO!!! I get hungry at all the weirdest times and in all the unearthly hours and the nearest food stall is 10mins walk away, which is REALLY FAR AWAY for someone who is piss-hungry... So McDelivery is my only solution since I seem to have developed a semi-permanent craving for McSpicy after having it for the first time at my Dad's wake 2wks back. I also love Macs because they serve Coca Cola!!! Is KFC delivery even 24hours? I have no idea... and does Burger King do delivery?? I'm not a huge pizza fan and I can barely finish a slice of it so there's no way I'll order pizza... 2-for-1 or not. So yes, having Macs in my house would be freakin' awesome cuz then I don't have to pay delivery charge... and I don't have to wait for my food to arrive and open the door to get my food and reveal my un-glamness to the delivery guy. Ha ha.

When I'm feeling broke/poor:

MY WORLD WOULD BE BETTER PLACE IF I HAD MORE MONEY!!! I'D SELL MY SOUL TO THE DEVIL IF HE GIVES ME 666 BILLION EUROS!!!!! (please note that I'm not actually serious about this and that this only flashes through my mind for less than a split second when I'm feeling extremely desperate. If you've suffered having only $0.47 left in your bank account, I think you'll kinda understand how pathetic that feels...)

When I'm lacking sleep but overwhelmed with work/school work:

My world would be a better place if I had more time. 24 hours in a day is NOT enough. I have a bad habit whereby I require at least 8hours of sleep (I used to be able to survive on just 5.5-6hours back in secondary school even with the intensive netball trainings and all, so I think I'm just growing old and getting more tired now, sadly) so that leaves me ONLY 16hours for everything else, INCLUDING showering and making myself look presentable for the world AND commuting AND meal times.... actually, commuting wastes A LOT of my time!!!! Getting a car would only make things a little better because the roads are only clear at certain times... During peak hours, car or no car still kena stuck in jam... might as well not be in a car. Petrol doesn't come cheap and ERP sucks... so... I don't think commuting can be helped. Don't tell me to take the train. I've had to missed THREE trains before I could finally squeeze myself into one because they were all SO DARN PACKED!!!! Grrrr. So yes, I need more time!! I have so many things to do but NEVER enough time to do it properly because I don't even have time to think about it!! Retarded enough??

When I go on Facebook and I see everyone posting up the same bloody video featuring Ris Low:

My world would be a better place if Ris Low went for MAJOR cosmetic surgery, changed her name and migrated the hell out of here. WHAT THE HELL IS A SHINGZ?!?! What is she so bloody 'ya-ya papaya' about?!?! I freakin' swear I felt my lunch travelling back up my oesophagus (RIS LOW, PRONOUCE THAT WORD! HAH, I BET YOU CAN'T!) when I saw her face and when I saw how she acted and when I heard her speak AGAIN. Ambassador for Speak Good English Movement? KISS MY A**!!! Please just disappear from the surface of Earth already! You're making everyone stupid and PLEASE STOP LYING!! You're not even the bloody ambassador for the movement! Is someone gonna sue her for it? Huh?? Someone please sue her so we can lock her away!! I actually heard little kids imitating the way she speaks and I realized how grave the situation is!! If I'm a parent, I'd be VERY worried! I don't want my child to speak like that numbskull!!..... *faints*

Please note that the topic is how MY world would be a better place and NOT how THE world would be a better place, so don't start calling me selfish for not wishing for things that will benefit others... please read the topic properly before anything, thank you very much.

Anyways, I could go on forever, but these are just a few things I can think of... So please leave me some comments and throw me a few scenarios... and I'll tell you how my world would be a better place according to those scenarios ok?

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  Comments for: My world would be a better place if... : More sex, more money, more time, NO MORE RIS LOW...
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Posted by Vanessa.Tay on 07-11-2009
justfriend: was what really me??
Posted by Vanessa.Tay on 07-11-2009
DM: just chill lah... aiyo...
Posted by justfriend on 07-11-2009
Vanessa: Haha.. was that really you? My dear, I hope you are not easily affected by people around you.
Posted by justfriend on 07-11-2009
DamnMorgan: I am really worried for those kids under your care, if it really what you claimed to be.

I usually will talk back if something is untrue or distorted. But I see no good reason to do so in your case. So goodbye and please take care!
Posted by Vanessa.Tay on 06-11-2009
DM: this is new.. You're actually saying something remotely positive about MJ now. Haha. Well, people just can't help themselves cashing out whenever possible... So whatever. Don't bother puking at them.. Its not your business.. Just watch yourself and that's good enough..

Dude why'd you keep bringing justfriend into the picture?? What'd he ever do to you man..
Posted by Vanessa.Tay on 06-11-2009
DM: whatever makes you happy dude..
Posted by Vanessa.Tay on 06-11-2009
freshwater4: thanks (= and welcome to starblog!
Posted by freshwater4 on 05-11-2009
hahas nice views i like all of them
Posted by Vanessa.Tay on 05-11-2009
DM: if its a new word, it should end with a 'Z' since that's her trademark... dude, are you even observing...?

anyways, you're not reading my words properly. i said i can't stand ris low cuz she's making all of us dumb and cuz she's not a least bit remorseful for her bullshit, NOT cuz she made the headlines for the wrong reason.

and its MY JOB to talk about trending topics here, so i'm just doing what i'm supposed to do. there's no irony here dude.

thank you very much for your support.
Posted by Maia_Lee on 04-11-2009
I love you Vanessa. You're so so so cute :)
Posted by Vanessa.Tay on 04-11-2009
RC: yea.. you know you will. even in your dreams... lol.
Posted by Vanessa.Tay on 04-11-2009
DM: not its not messy when i have my orgasms -_-" and Ris Low is making everyone stupid so that is quite a major problem. freedom of speech is one thing... mispronounciation, lying and theft AND THE LACK OF A SENSE OF REMORSE is pretty much the most pressing issue here right now... i don't really care what the 'SHINGZ' she says... its the whole bloody faulty package that matters...
Posted by retardedly_cute on 04-11-2009
Okie Dokie .. c u soon :P!
Posted by Vanessa.Tay on 04-11-2009
Ju: no i'm not saying you're old... i'm just saying you're older than me. which all of you are... so i'm just stating a known fact.
Posted by Vanessa.Tay on 04-11-2009
Maia: your uproar wasn't excruciating to our sense of sight and sense of hearing... so its fine. and most importantly, it didn't make us all stupid and it doesn't threaten to harm the intellects of our future generations!!