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Maybe We'd Set Off The Fire Alarm
Julian Wong - Oh not again... The perv and jock in me really dig topics like this. Only problem is... P & J just have issues with the graphic details and to be decent about it. Shucks. So I figured I'd warm up with horny song "PDA (We Just Don't Care)" by John Legend, right here:  The song along talks about getting it on in the park, fire escape, restaurant and "momma's house". When you say "public", I take it to mean that you are aware and comfortable that at least a few people are aware of what you're doing. Then, the most publicly brazen I've been must have been the time an ex girlfriend was bouncing off the pogo stick in War Memorial Park, in the direction of the huge LED display at.  [Picture: http://www.streetdirectory.com/stock_images/travel/simg_show/11048448090124/1/war_memorial_park/ ] At Night of Course....  Then there was also... mouthing "Potong", head beneath a jacket, but the see-sawing cranium motions must have been most unmistakable to the public eye.  And of course I've also tried "Spooning"... right off the top the 9th storey high lookout point in MacRitchie Reservoir, sans my shorts.. and hers too. Damn... it's so irritating to have to use all this wordplay just to ensure my entry comes across verbatim. Speaking of wordplay, and on the word spooning.. this is real funny:  Don't ask me what is sporking. I haven't figured that one out. I don't presume it has anything to do with pork. And then also heavy petting in the movies - love the couple seats especially, and I also had experiences at stairways, stair wells. There've also been several occasions of being publically noisy in locked handicapped toilets - when younger, too sexed up, and when quickies were exciting. Come on... which sexually active couple has yet to do that? The one last toilet romp I had was the shittiest... It was at Paragon, some years back, on the lesser-travelled medical level. However, it was also close to the mall's closing time, but we felt like a quickie. Middle and end of our handicapped romp, the senior citizen cleaners just wanted to go home and were getting all disgruntled about this one locked door that was holding them back. Trust me.. they did EVERYTHING to get us out of there. From the initial nagging "hello...hello....hello", to banging on the door, to trying to look upward the louvres at the base of the door like unfriendly guard dogs, to trying to stick floor brushes up the louvres, to trying to flood us in from the gap beneath the door, to repeatedly flicking the light switch between on and off. It was so annoying- plus they did that intermittenly, throughout our 20 minute do. They were constantly around or checking back. We bolted at the earliest sign they might be away. Obviously, the then-girlfriend threw in the towel for toilet escapades. One of my favorites though... is open smooching on escalators, or in elevators, and where possible, hiking my hand up her skirt. Having said that, I am mindful that there are only people above and not below, to avoid assisting any other perv in making more "lampshade photography" available on Google Images Directory. Places I want to try PDA at but yet to: My thoughts on PDA - Totally Necessary. I'm sure there are the "Oh, not me... I'm a hands-by-my-sides kinda guy" guys, and the, "'that-would-be-so-inappropriate' kinda girls". Really... you're denying yourself the permission to feel, and the permission to be important, and permission to be attractive and sexy. Not just yourself. Your partner. But then again, humans being humans - who are selfish, it's really more about how you denying your self. While that might have been sound thought in older times, but now? When everyone is into American Pop Culture lifestyle, hand-holding and kissing is really THE MINIMUM you should go. You don't have to go the full yard if you don't want to. But how about holding your boyfriend/girlfriend's hand in public? Exchanging kisses with him or her? What's too far then? How about just sufficient to let your partner know that you love and are attracted to him/her, without seeming sex-deprived or demeaning to his/her modesty. But not being a public nuisance. Just browse Stomp Seen!. You'll easily find videos and videos of teens making out and obstructing handrails and exits in buses and trains - posted by disgruntled and usually un-coveted 40-year-old-virgins. That's annoying. Not the act... but the inconvenience you cause, when you: 1) Cause me to miss the bus or train But it's also sometimes about the act, when you: 3) Unknowingly rub it in on the days I'm "not getting any". Moderation is key. Know what PDA is good for, and enjoy it for what it is to you, don't be a public menace or nuisance. PDA in moderation is very healthy for a relationship. It adds spark to the relationship, and couples that have been dating for some time should do some regular PDA. Parents of kids should also have their "alone time", sans the kids, so they can be as physically open with each other, "just like old times". What about what's your "Been there, done that" PDA list? Your "Yet to PDA At" list? Your views on PDA? |
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